[V-Nasty]

Heres a good one. "Your MaMa" has had more Rappers in here- than a IPOD!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Yo momma's so fat... they threw her in the air and she got stuck....

 

[Guest]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[VENFORCER]

Yo mama wears combat boots to church

 

[Guest]

Yo mama is sooo stupid, the nurse told her to boil the nipples before she feeds her baby. Now the ***** has third degree burns!

 

[Guest]

Yo momma is so dumb, she took a roll of toilet paper to the craps table...

 

[Guest]

Yo momma's so poor, I walked in her house and stepped on a ciggerett and she yelled "turn the heat back on".

 

[Jim]

Yo mama so good I call you son...wont Inital that one :finger:

 

[Guest]

your mama is so fat when she wears a rain jacket people yell taxi!!!!!

 

[Guest]

yo mamma's had more black penis in her than a urinal at the appollo

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by GnFnRs
yo mamma's had more black penis in her than a urinal at the appollo

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Guest]

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a rope and a roll of bounty for a tampon.

 

[Guest]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

[Guest]

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

 

[05lavaracer]

Your mamas so old, God said let there be light and she flipped the switch

 

[05lavaracer]

Your mamas so Fat, she cut her leg and gravy poured out

 

[Guest]

yo mamma's 3 days older than santa clause.


yo mamma's so old she got an autographed copy of the bible.

 

[Guest]

Yo momma's so poor, she was kicking a can down the street, some one stopped and asked her what she was doing, she said MOVING!!!!

 

[Bruteforz05]

Your mommas so old and slutty, the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her apartment.

 

[Guest]

Your Mamma is so fat, she broke my deck. :finger: