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How to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:






1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food




Andy
 

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a master- Of what? Us women? YA RIGHT :lol:
a decorator- Of his garage maybe :retard:
a stylist- Now that's just funny :lol:
a psychologist- All men are our problem, so why would we talk to you about you? :retard:
a psychiatrist- See above ^
an organizer- Ya right, Good one!! :lol:

I could "possibly" agree with everything else. :p
 

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-we have to be a master when you expect us to. of what , we don't know, we just know we are supposed to be master for that moment.
- we have to be a decorator when you change something and expect our opinion. of course we tell you what you want to hear so we are decorators.
-psychologist/psychiatrist because we are expected to listen to every little bit of drama that may unfold during your day and offer advice or condolances that we already know you want to hear.
- and an organizer because we are expected to put all of the stuff you have just organized out in the garage, on the high shelf of the closet, or up in the attic as directed by you. :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and women say men are the lucky ones :D :D
 

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Andy and krazy........IM WITH YOU BOTHERS!!!!!
 
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i have perfected number 53 "give her lots of space" :D
i need to work on the rest of them :retard:
 

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Originally posted by KRAZYK
cmoell
-we have to be a master when you expect us to. of what , we don't know, we just know we are supposed to be master for that moment.
- we have to be a decorator when you change something and expect our opinion. of course we tell you what you want to hear so we are decorators.
-psychologist/psychiatrist because we are expected to listen to every little bit of drama that may unfold during your day and offer advice or condolances that we already know you want to hear.
- and an organizer because we are expected to put all of the stuff you have just organized out in the garage, on the high shelf of the closet, or up in the attic as directed by you. :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and women say men are the lucky ones :D :D
We do those things to make you feel needed. :nod:

We may ask your opinion, but 99.9% of the time we will go with what we want anyway. :lol: :lol:

:p
 

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I'll be ok RPM, i live my life on thin ice, and i'm already on the paddle so i've got nothing to worry about :D :lol:
and cmoell of course you ask our opinion to make us feel needed, and we tell you what we think you want to hear, not the real opinion. we're not stupid :D . the easiest way for us to be happy is to try and make sure you ladies are happy :p
 
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